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Blue Q

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Blue Q has been around for over 26 years.  Their main goal is to make people laugh through quirky and cheeky products.
Bitch I AM Relaxed Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex
Bitch, I Have Always Have Time For You Oven Mitt
$17.00
Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening. Super Insulated 100% cotton Blue Q
Blue Q Coin Purses
$6.00
Never have I ever spent so much on someone who cares so little for me. 95% post consumer recycled material.
Blue Q Joke Gum
$2.00
This gum is not a joke. But it is funny. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. Fruit flavored:  Immature Word Search Happy Talk With Your Cat Let That Shit Go Mint flavored: I Love You I Talk To My Dog My Therapist Cat Butt You Are My Sunshine...
Cool Ass Grandpa Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Crazy Cat Dude Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12 46% nylon; 51% combed cotton; 3% spandex by Blue Q
Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Dear Wine, Yes Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex
Dogs! Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Say it with socks!  Women's shoe size 5-10 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 3% spandex
Don't Make Mommy Be a Bitch Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-effing-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex
Eggs. Milk. Flowers. Shopper
$13.00
I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, but I do wear my grocery list on my shopping bag. 95% post consumer recycled material. 15" H x 16" W x 6" D
Fight Like A Girl Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss.. we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is, you're in good company. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton, 42% nylon and 2% spandex
Friends Hang Out Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
It's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex
Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Fuck this shit, I'm going to be in NATURE. Men's shoe size 7-12 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% Art designed by Curtis Jenkins 
Grumpy Old Man Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
For those days when the kids won't stay off your lawn and you want to yell at a cloud.  Men's shoe size 7-12 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% Art designed by Tim Gough
Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Holy Shit, Cats! Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
That feel when you see a cat. Holy shit! Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex. Art designed by Haley Johnson
I am a Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Say it with socks! Women's shoe size 5-10 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
I Do As I Please Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
I Hate Everyone Too Crew Socks
$14.00
If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this. Women's shoe size 5-10 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex
I'm an Adventure Man Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
I'm Tough as Shit Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down for a second and catch my breath. Women's shoe size 5-10 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex...
It Takes a Bitch Women's Ankle Socks
$13.00
Let your inner bitch (reclaimed; positive connotation of strength and reliance in a patriarchial world) shine. Women's shoe size 5-10 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.
Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
 I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Make It A Double Dish Towel
$15.00
Or a triple. Or maybe two doubles? It's been a day, man. It's been a day. Super-absorbent.  This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. 100% cotton 28" H x 21" W
Namaste You Guys Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Listen, I said "namaste" to like three strangers today so don't you dare come at me about my yoga pants. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex
Ok Maybe Just A Little Bit Dish Towel
$15.00
It's not eating alone if the cat is home. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28" H x 21" W
One Order of Woods Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
This place has everything! Great service. Love the ambiance. Men's shoe size 7-12 46% nylon; 51% combed cotton; 3% spandex by Blue Q
Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt
$17.00
Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super Insulated 100% cotton Blue Q
People I Love: Cats Dish Towel
$13.00
It's not eating alone if the cat is home. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28" H x 21" W
People I Love: Cats Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex
People I Want To Meet: Dogs Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex
Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
Proud Plant Mom Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
My Boston fern is an honor roll student. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Recycled Zipper Pouches
$9.00
Ever just meet a zipper pouch that challenges your soul to a staring contest? 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25" H x 9.5" W
Ringmaster Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve! Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.
Ringmaster of the Shitshow Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today. Women's shoe size 5-10 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
Selective Hearing Men's Crew Socks
$15.00
Say it with socks! Men's shoe size 7-12 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex by Blue Q
Shakin', Bakin' Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
I like it all -- fancy and plain, modern and vintage, chocolate and vanilla. What I don't like is all the dishes. Women's shoe size 5-10 44% combed cotton; 54% nylon; 2% spandex
Stop Talking Women's Crew Socks
$14.00
If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks. Women's shoe size 5-10 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex
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